Top 5 Reasons your Internet Girlfriend Doesn’t want to meet in Person!

Ever wonder why your Internet Girlfriend hasn't accepted your invitation to the past two Comicons? Well I have compilled the top 5 most obvious reasons why... Continue reading to find what they are:

Reason 1:
When on Ventrilo, you forgot to turn push-to-talk on and she overheard your mother telling you to clean your room.

Reason 2:
When she requested a picture of you, you sent her a picture of Tom Cruise's head photoshopped onto the body of your level 70 WoW character.

Reason 3:
When you first met in the Sunken Temple, you asked her to join your guild in Klingon.

Reason 4:
To celebrate your one month anniversary, you reenacted your favorite Star Wars scenes by yourself and sent them to her in xvid format.

Reason 5:
You once beat her in an EBay action for a limited edition G.I Joe action figure.

Now with this knowledge you will be able to make a better relationship with the next "girl" you meet on the internet... Good luck and may the force be with you!