The Top Ten Lamest Types of People on the Internet

Top ten lamest types of people on the internet:

10: Wikipedia Vandalizers:
Picture this… a 13 year old boy sitting at a computer in the computer lab of his school surrounded by his friends looking for a way to show everyone how cool and bad ass he is. He remembers that he can edit Wikipedia and heads on over to the website (after incorrectly spelling the url). One of his friends is like “Dude! Write that Santa clause stuffs kids stockings with dog shit instead of presents” and he does and everyone laughs a bit even though it isn’t that funny but that kid then thinks that he is the bomb and makes himself look like a douche bag by laughing really loudly. And thus he is lame.

9: Emos: I don’t like emos that have an internet connection. It is nothing personal but they become a nuisance on the internet with all their washed out photos of themselves (washed out because they are so pale it screws with the contrast) and all the Myspace and Facebook profiles that they toss together that I keep stumbling apon that make me die a little inside every time I see them… they are such a drag..

8: Hanna Montana and Jonas Brother fans: ‘Nuff said.

7: People on 56k: And by extension laggers. Fair enough if you are on 56k because you have tight ass parents or are really poor, but if not, seriously do something about it or shut up, just upgrade already. These days a internet plan is really affordable. They are like the internet’s little brother who likes to tag along with him when he is hanging out with his mates and ruins their fun by needing to stop for toilet breaks every six minuets.

6: One year late for the meme people : this group of people mostly consists of old people and tv news station anchors. I hate them because they find out about a meme that is like 3 years old and think it is cool when they talk about it with the younge peoples all the time and fill their terrible news segments with stories about them. This does not make them hip or cool in any way, shape or form.

5: Beggers: go onto a rpg game like runescape or any game that involves buying or selling items and you will have beggers. There is nothing worse than being around people who are spending time trying to make what is essentially fake money by grovelling for it. Go outside and make some real money.

6: Forum Trolls: I will admit I used to be this type of person (and still am a little bit) but they are lame. They draw their energy from the frustration and anger of other people. See, what they do is find a site of people who a fanatical about a hobby…say model trains and post a thread with the title of “model trains are for babies” and sit back and watch people get all hot and bothered about it. This isn’t cool.

5: The Video Re-posters: Everyone has seen them, they mooch off popular videos by downloading them and re-uploading them to get a false sense of worth from the soaring hit counter. You can totally see that some people actually think they are important because people watch the videos they steal. They usually write something like “OMG 1 million views on my video! I would like to thank my family, my friends and god for this amazing honor *sheds tear*”, in the description like they won an oscar or something.

4: Sellouts: everyone at one time or another has been subscribed to a person who is in the biz of making internet videos. Then suddenly they get production value and everything that was cool and indie about them is lost and all that is left is someone who is stopping every five seconds to plug a go-daddy. This type of person is the most depressing.

3: Bloggers with nothing to say: Just type in “my first blog” in the YouTube search bar and you will uncover a horrendous amount of vlogs by people who make it just because everyone else is doing it or they are bored on a Sunday afternoon. They basically turn their webcams on and repeat to it how much they don’t know what to talk about and how they feel stupid talking to a webcam bla bla bla and on they go about nothing at all until the video goes over the 10 minuet limit. If you are going to talk to people, bloody well have something to say! just because it is the internet doesn’t mean that you don’t need to have something interesting to say like you would in a “real” life conversation.

2: Scammers: Everyone hates a good scam. I personally have almost been scammed by some Nigerians and I can tell you in my eyes they are the some of lamest people on earth. Whether you fall victim to them because you are stupid enough to click on that flashing banner and type in your credit card details or because you simply tried to sell your psp on ebayea.corm no one deserves to be scammed on the internet (except Bart Sibril) .

1: Moon hoax Believers: This is in the #1 spot purely because they are so annoying and wont listen to simple reasoning. These people access the internet, fill up on ridiculous arguments served to them by idiots who didn't complete year 10 science about why the moon landings were faked and then they regurgitate them out at every impressionable person they can possibly find and thus spreading their ignorance and douchiness across the land. You will also notice that they will try to convince people in the most condescending tone they can muster up and will elect themselves superior overloards of all the “ignorant people” who know the moon landings are as real as hopefully the nose on your face.

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