Online Story Maker

I found this site and thanks to the magic of the Internet, I came up with this story. Sort of online madlibs :) It's about a boy and his Prawn. Good fun

Once upon a time there was a young boy named John. John was 24 years old and lived in Honalulu, Hawaii. While walking home from school one day, a Toap Prawn jumped out from behind a Copyright Law and tackled John to the ground. But just when he was about to let out a scream for help, John realized that the Toap Prawn was only licking his face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, John decided to keep the Toap Prawn as a pet. And on the way home he decided to name his pet Toap Prawn ''Matt.'' When John and his new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was John's mother, Gladys. And boy was she surprised to see a Toap Prawn following John into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted Gladys. ''It's a Toap Prawn,'' answered John. ''Dah, I can see that, John, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Gladys. ''It's my new pet!'' answered John. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Gladys. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates Toap Prawns. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that John grabbed Matt by the scruff of the neck and led his new pet into the house--even though he knew his father was probably going to disapprove. Once in the house, John and Matt played and played, that is until John's favorite television show, ''Brain Surgery Live,'' started. At that point John forgot all about Matt having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''Brain Surgery Live,'' when John was brought back to reality when he heard his father shout, ''rage!! John! Get your posterior in the Bathroom...NOW!!'' With that John rushed into the Bathroom to see what all the fuss was about. When he entered the Bathroom, there stood his father, Bert, pointing toward the Ampersand. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked his father. Then, as John followed his father's finger to where it was pointing, he instantly knew what his father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the Ampersand, was the biggest pile of Prawn doo-doo he had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said Bert. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing his father as well as he did, John knew there was no sense even asking his father if he could keep Matt for a pet. So without hesitation, John set out to find where Matt was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, John discovered Matt crouched beneath the table that John did his Walking on. ''Come on, Matt, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the Ampersand!'' scolded John. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet Prawn!! And with that John led Matt out of the house and down to the local Hamleys. They had a pet section and John knew the owner would find Matt a good home. So after saying good-bye to Matt, and thanking the owner of Hamleys, John walked backed home and attempted to drown his sorrows by slamming down a half dozen Buckfasts. But John's pity party came to an abrupt end when his father reminded him about the mess he had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, John suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on. The End.