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My Silly 2009 Technology Predictions
I was thinking it would be fun to do a silly top 10 list for technology innovation and change for 2009. So here it is!
1) Google purchases everything on the Internet and will completely destroy us with the large hadron collider.
2) Due to Bill Gates retirement he has decided to undergo multiple facial reconstructive operations. After healing has taken place, plans to open an amusement park in his backyard immediately follow.
3) The iPhone Fart application spawns a cultural revolution where everyone designs a new bodily function for the app store.
4) Mr. Wizard makes a comeback via you tube. He teaches the young stem-cell research and in return finds the cure for many horrible diseases.
5) Steve Jobs invents a computer that runs purely on bio-fuel.
6) After multiple convictions due to file sharing on limewire and the like, people are forced to actually purchase music with real money.
7) Teams of underwater sea researchers use the iPhone app “squid finder” to locate the giant squid. As a footnote it is the squids mucus layer that is used for the powering of the upcoming Macbook pro.
8) The add-on for Half-life II team fortress is used a scouting program to find prospective operatives. Later it is one of these operatives who with the help of his clan locates and kills Osama Bin Laden.
9) Rockband is now the spawning ground of today’s most talented musicians. The need for real guitars is completely disbanded and from this point forward all music will be in the form of crappy covers.
10) Charlie the Unicorn is actually real and anyone who laughed at his silly youtube videos is now taught the real meaning of believing in unicorns.
Visit my site @ Http://www.fourdudesontech.com
1) Google purchases everything on the Internet and will completely destroy us with the large hadron collider.
2) Due to Bill Gates retirement he has decided to undergo multiple facial reconstructive operations. After healing has taken place, plans to open an amusement park in his backyard immediately follow.
3) The iPhone Fart application spawns a cultural revolution where everyone designs a new bodily function for the app store.
4) Mr. Wizard makes a comeback via you tube. He teaches the young stem-cell research and in return finds the cure for many horrible diseases.
5) Steve Jobs invents a computer that runs purely on bio-fuel.
6) After multiple convictions due to file sharing on limewire and the like, people are forced to actually purchase music with real money.
7) Teams of underwater sea researchers use the iPhone app “squid finder” to locate the giant squid. As a footnote it is the squids mucus layer that is used for the powering of the upcoming Macbook pro.
8) The add-on for Half-life II team fortress is used a scouting program to find prospective operatives. Later it is one of these operatives who with the help of his clan locates and kills Osama Bin Laden.
9) Rockband is now the spawning ground of today’s most talented musicians. The need for real guitars is completely disbanded and from this point forward all music will be in the form of crappy covers.
10) Charlie the Unicorn is actually real and anyone who laughed at his silly youtube videos is now taught the real meaning of believing in unicorns.
Visit my site @ Http://www.fourdudesontech.com
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