Driving

So today I am writing about a pretty strange/ridiculous topic. However, it is a topic I am VERY passionate about and was the topic in a conversation I overheard yesterday at work. So the topic today is driving… and more importantly bad drivers.

Let's see… First of all the speed limit on the expressway is not just a recommended speed… you must be going AT LEAST this fast if not faster. The reason they keep raising the speed limit is that cars actually do go fast. So there is NO REASON to be going 25 – 45 on an expressway. It is called an EXPRESS way... speed your slow ass up!

Next, yield signs do not mean stop in the middle of the road. Nor does it mean slow down and come on over on whatever may be in the lane. You are supposed to YIELD into oncoming traffic. If you don't know how to do that… go back to driver's education.

On to Driver's Education… everyone should have to go to a driver's education course, it should be mandatory and should be conducted before you get out on the road. Additionally, those of you older than 60 and still wanting to drive should be mandated to take an eye test, hearing test, driver's test, and driver's course explaining the difference of the speeds in their older reflexes. If you should not take these requirements then you get your driver's license taken away. No excuses!

Finally, sex and/or oral sex should be confined to the comforts of your own home. Not in your car, and especially not while driving. If you're any good the driver should not be able to concentrate on driving and that is not a good combination. If the driver is able to concentrate on driving and maybe even starts to drive even better then you suck and should just stop doing it anyway. Also I do not want to ride in anyone's car where any of this stuff has occurred so just don't do it.

Thank you for your time…

Peace!