Goblinbox's Blog (2)

In which I can't figure out why TV still sucks so much when there are technologies available that could easily make it suck less. Last night, while sitting at the brew pub eating a Gardenburger and idly gazing at the cable commercial showing on the glass teat hanging above the bar, I, who am really not much of a television watcher anyway, wondered why the television industry hasn't yet invented TV that doesn't s… Continue

Dear people on the other end of my phone line, Listen up, because I only wanna have to tell you this one (moar) time. There are a few painfully basic things I need you to know before we can continue with our relationship: 1. YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE DIALED UP IN ORDER FOR ME TO TECH YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM. Don't argue with me. I'm right. You don't need to be dialed up. Trust me. 2. I know waaaaay more about how the Internet works than you do. WAY more. If I say it's a DNS issue, it's a fucking DNS… Continue