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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."~Albert Eistein

“Astronomy compels the soul to look upwards and leads us from this world to another.”~Plato

“To know that we know what we know, and to know that we do not know what we do not know, that is true knowledge.”~ Copernicus

"Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google."

Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

"Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer."

"I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code"

"Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something."

"Be nice to geeks when you're in school, you might end-up working for one when you grow-up."

VISTA = Virus Inside, Switch To Apple

"Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code."

"Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs, while the Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots. So far the Universe is winning."
(Rich Cook)

"Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk?"