This is a complete exaggeration.
Have found that guys have a few buttons.
The real difference that women take the time to learn how to operate your male buttons. Please correct me if I am wrong?
Men's buttons: (Not all men have the same respons...
Audiophile, AV and Control Systems geek. Both hardware and software
Why do you consider yourself a geek?
Professional AV Systems Engineer and audiophile. I actually prefer talking to electronic devices. They do what I tell them to, and if they do not, I can take them apart and make them comply. Now if I could only invent a mechanical boyfriend that was equally easy to control. (Flip a switch when I am in the mood and switch it off when I am not. Of course, we must have settings for intensity. :D Dont worry guys, I am not serious. I am just creating this little borg implant especially for you. You will hardly notice it, you just wear it like a bluetooth that you cannot remove.
How did you find out about our Geek community?
a SPAM email
What are your "geeky equipment" specs?
Renkus Heinz PA system with P3500, P2950 2 channel Amps, 4 RH SR5 Speaker cabinets each with 12" complex Conic horn and 12" LF Driver, Numark DM1295 Mixer, Tangent 802 mixer, RH X-220 active loudspeaker management system, numerous PC, Laptop and Control systems, some Crestron gear. Still have my old Atari 7200, Atari Jaguar, Atari Jaguar CD, Intellivision, Sega Master System, Sega Genesis, Sega CD, Sega 32x, Sega Saturn, Nintendo NES, Super NES, N64, Playstation, TurboGrafix, and a vast collection of controllers, interfaces and games for each.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Night club owner
What makes you laugh?
Comedy, comedians, and end users
What is the thing in life you treasure most?
knowledge and the ability to learn and overcome obstacles and challenges
What's the geekiest thing you've ever done?
Had a situation where a major oil company wanted to use a single High Definition video conferencing system in a conference room shared by two separate companies. despite my coworkers and the manufacturers insistence that it was impossible to do this with a single unit, I made it work automatically and seamlessly saving the customer over $15,000 and providing them with a fantastic control system in the process. The project was worth in the six figures and the customer a major corporation with far more projects on the horizon.
What do you do to entertain yourself?
Play video games, mix music, dance my @$$ off and go shopping,.
Movies: Pay it Forward and Chocolat.
Music: Electronica, Techno, House (all varieties)
People: Liberals, Intelligent folks, other geeks
Games: The Dreadnaught Factor on Intellivision. Sea Battle on Intellivision, Utopia on Intellivision. B17 Bomber and Dungeons and Dragons on Intellivision. Tomb Raider, Soviet Strike on Saturn, Conkers Bad Fur Day on N64, Demolition Racer on Playstation
Heh. Golden state. heh. Anyway ... is Sycamore Inn still there in Anaheim? Used to fly in to Ontario - not LA when all else failed. Worse driving in US. Worse than Boston - ney - Bahhhhwwwwhhhhhston. You claim this place? [Note - please do not take seriously - I am/not kidding.] Huh??
So now I am a flake. heh. BTW - yeah, being from LA I can see why you think snow flakes look like fly ash. Does everyone there now wear respirators on a regular basis?
Here in the Midwest we have pretty, clean luvable snow flakes fwiw.
You are too young to remember the song. Anyway - we will be going into the dawning of the age of Aquarius. I sold my boat so not to worry. 12/12 or 12/21 ? 9 days can make a big diff. I guess the tide will turn big time? heh. Ebb Tide....[cool song btw].
OK - you win on the blissful. Among other things....but I am as innocent as the Ivory Snow Flake lady - Mariylyn Chambers - star of what's behind the green door. hehe.
Pillow fight has not started as far as I can tell. Place is a mess - but NOT from goose feathers.
Bribe? [I said - Don't ask. Sheesh.] Sex, drugs and rock & roll. Works every time.
You really must go to movie store and check out One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest. Really. Jack Nicholson gets this party going - booze, womans, the whole nine yeards. And gets in a whole buncha trouble with Nurse Cratchett when they get caught.
Why are we doing this? No biggee - just wondering.
Take care. Extra doses of meds ordered with my s00per sekrit nurse. You gonnaa like it. ghehe.
Be nice or I will ask for a different roommate. WRT wikkey - don't worry. I bribed a nurse and she brought in 3 bottles of Black Jack Daniels. [Don't ask what I bribed her with.]
Heh ... I am off all the meds and I still hallucinate. Makes for wonderful conversations at dinner parties and picking up hot babes at bars. [Jack Nicholson was in that film btw.]
So I take it that a pillow fight is in order? Since I don't have one I am gonna go raid the commissary - be back shortly. Feather only - K? Wonder if the have any feather beds - heh.
A ? since you been here before (asylum). Well I forgot what the ? was. duh!! Oh wait - I remember [btw - those are the two opening words to the song DOA by Bloodrock] If it is after 5 here, will they serve Black Jack if I ask real nyce? We can have us a party in prep for the pillow fight. teehee.