Science of the Shadow Show

Anyone who reads xkcd (all of yall, right? :) ), you'll recall this comic: http://xkcd.org/196/. It's 3:30 in the morning here, so I thought I'd try a script like that. The script creates a temporary script called jigglecursor if an executable file of that name doesn't already exist, which can be created before running the main script if you want to edit it.

Usage: getdressedandleave [secondsbtwnjiggles [millisecondsbtwncursormvmnts [numjiggles [offset [offset… Continue

I tend to find quotes an amusing form of learning about {people|events|concepts}, so I thought I'd start a collection of quotes here. I'll keep them in one post, because giving each one-line quote a separate post seems superfluous. Feel free to add your own quotes, or if I {misquote|misattribute}, please let me know.

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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
Will Rogers