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Considering on posting a cool short story I wrote about a robotic vacuum that killed a cat and a lawyer who sued the manufacturer. Dec 18

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Marriane's Robotic Vacuum Killed Her Cat! - By Lance Winslow

By Lance Winslow In the Near Future Mariannes's cat will be killed and the felinecidal robotic killer will be convicted and destroyed! Marianne loved her cat more than anything else in the world. After her divorce her cat was all she had to show…

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Tracy commented on Lance Winslow's blog post 'Someone Called Me a Computer Geek and Nerd - Lance Winslow'

The few who've ever referred to me as a "geek" (or nerd) did so with reverence & respect. I see it, (in this day & age), as a compliment- absolutely. And I am happy to help & to instruct.

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Someone Called Me a Computer Geek and Nerd - Lance Winslow

By Lance Winslow Not long ago, I was talking to a young man at the local coffee shop, and we got into a conversation and I asked him what he did for a living, it turns out he works for the Geek Squad, which is actually a division of a company tha…

December 8

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Why do you consider yourself a geek?

I seriously doubt that will happen

How did you find out about our Geek community?

Ning referred me

What are your "geeky equipment" specs?

Think Tanker Geek

What makes you laugh?

I am so far outside the norm it ain't even funny anymore.

What is the thing in life you treasure most?

Stupid People, and they are everywhere so, I can't stop laughing

What's the geekiest thing you've ever done?

GSR 750

What do you do to entertain yourself?

I wrote 20,000 online articles and became the most prolific online article writer in the history of mankind. I built a "mobile command center" out of a NASCAR Rig, fully wired, Satellite Internet, WiFi, you name it. Then I made a runway on top and flew RC model Aircraft (UAVs) off the top. Oh, and I rode a modified carbon ten-speed from San Diego, CA to Virginia Beach, VA to raise money for charity. Lots of other stuff too, probably not so notable.

Favorite music, movies, books, shows, artists, games, people, events, hobbies, etc.?

Throw toilet paper rolls out of my airplane, let them streamer down, and try to cut them with the wing as many times as possible before it hits the ground.

What's your Web site / blog address?

http://Matrix, Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, Gatica, Logan'...

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Marriane's Robotic Vacuum Killed Her Cat! - By Lance Winslow

By Lance Winslow

In the Near Future Mariannes's cat will be killed and the felinecidal robotic killer will be convicted and destroyed!

Marianne loved her cat more than anything else in the world. After her divorce her cat was all she had to show for her 15 years of love and devotion to her husb… Continue

Posted on December 17, 2009 at 7:33pm —

Someone Called Me a Computer Geek and Nerd - Lance Winslow

By Lance Winslow

Not long ago, I was talking to a young man at the local coffee shop, and we got into a conversation and I asked him what he did for a living, it turns out he works for the Geek Squad, which is actually a division of a company that goes around and fixes people's computers, because folks buy… Continue

Posted on December 8, 2009 at 12:40am — 4 Comments

Hey, Let's Redesign the Parasail; Why Not? - By Lance Winslow

By Lance Winslow

Redesigning the Parasail; Why Not?

The only thing that is constant is change said one of the wisest Americans, and yet we see many sectors and designs rarely change much. Oh sure, they have incremental changes in design, but what about revolutionary changes, things tha… Continue

Posted on April 6, 2009 at 4:43pm —

Space Radiation and Carbon Nano Tube Construction for Space Craft Considered - By Lance Winslow

By Lance Winslow

Long-term robotic probe or manned human space flight will require special strategies, to prevent electronic equipment failures or health risks. New materials will be needed to wrap a safety factor around the capsule or probe. New innovative power and propulsion s… Continue

Posted on April 5, 2009 at 3:45pm —

Space Energy Collection - Free Energy From the Planet; By Lance Winslow

By Lance Winslow

Tesla was always looking for a way to harvest electromagnetic energy and deliver it to the world wireless, after reading a biography about Tesla; I had come up with this concept. Harvesting and Wireless delivery of Electromagneti… Continue

Posted on January 7, 2009 at 7:05am —

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At 7:31pm on December 17, 2009, Stephen Bozzone said…: Lance,

Thanks for all the sites you recommended. I'm on social network overload. It's nice to meet someone like you who is so willing to help other people.

At 7:25am on January 7, 2009, Moss said…: Hey Lance,

Thanks for the add. By the way, I'd love to see pics (if you have them) of this mobile command center you built from a nascar rig. That's awesome. I guess my only follow-up question to that could be, does it go fast? ;-)

At 6:23am on December 31, 2008, Krystyn said…: The Jiggy kitty and I are hangin' tough in this crazy fog. It's very very cold here and tonight it was really foggy - I couldn't see a thing in front of my car while driving home. Hope all is safe and cozy for you on this New Year's Eve. Plans?