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HonRevJoWazzoo
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  • All above is a lie - everything - sex, age, location! All 100 % Lies!! K??????????????
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What kind of geek are you?
Don't be misled by my age, sex or location. It is all a LIE - 100 % - K?
Why do you consider yourself a geek?
Why not? This is a free country - no?
How did you find out about our Geek community?
Billboard on US 66
What are your "geeky equipment" specs?
Corrected to near 20/20 - but my eyes SUCK!! I do NOT have binnocular vision - wiki on chicken vision if you must. My eyes do not auto focus - requires brain intervention. Ever see a chicken looking at a grain of corn? [That's sad.] I am so near sighted I cannot find soap that I drop in the shower. I also have astygmatism. Essentially - I should probably be banned from the roads.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
A White House Czar or member of Acorn.
What makes you laugh?
The Nobel Peace Prize Committee
What is the thing in life you treasure most?
Warm gloves and Black Jack Daniels
What's the geekiest thing you've ever done?
Built a PC from scratch.
What do you do to entertain yourself?
Study bosonic string theory & think about 2012 End of World
Favorite music, movies, books, shows, artists, games, people, events, hobbies, etc.?
Legal - All comments and posts by HonRevJoWazzoo ™ are Copyright © 2009 by HonRevJoWazzoo ™ All United States and International rights reserved
W00t? - You betcha buns baby
Wild&CrazyGuy - yes. I are a W&CG
Twit Me? - Twit me now! Be gentle! JoWazzoo - duh
Music - All except Rap, though I do like hip-hop. Very fond of classic heavy metal & rock. Country music is healthy & good for you.
Movies - Flashdance, Lolita, Clockwork Orange, 2001, Alien, Star Wars, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Wizard of Oz, Gone With the Wind, Godfather, all others from 1942 - 1985
TV: Discovery, SciFi, Food Network, History, Fox News, Nat Geo, Roadrunner cartoons, MSNBC when I need to puke, Walter Cronkite reruns, Chris Mathews is a Dork.
Books - Anything by Ayn Rand - Atlas Shrugged. Bible. Michener. Heinlein. Asimov. English poetry from early 1800's - early 20th century.
Artists - Van Gogh. Monet
Games - I do not play games
If you could, would ya? - Depends - how tall? female? Republican? Legal resident? Deep pockets? Blonde? Redeeming values?
People - Ayn Rand, Milton Friedman, Margaret Thatcher, Ronald Reagan, Ludwig von Mises, Friedrich August von Hayek (I heard him lecture :-)), Tony Snow, Lady Godiva, Susan Collins, Dr. Walter Williams, Dr. Thomas Sowell, Hot For Words Babe, Glen Beck, O'Reilley - Yeah. I am a conservative MoFo.
Events - Christmas, election day, Independence day, halloween, Easter
Badges? - We doan neeed no steeeenkink badges!
Hobbies - Chasing my cat (Peanut) off my keyboard.
Exotic food: Caviar, Calamari, sushi, escargot, truffles, armadilla, alligator? Yes - the latter tastes just like chicken. Don't worry about it.
Huh? - Yep!!
Whacko? - assuming that is spelled correctly, Yes - I am
Hair length: Long. Latent hippy freak
Moustache: Yes - neatly trimmed - I look like Groucho Marx. Or is it Harpo?
Adult beverage - beer: Anything by Samual Smiths (Oatmeal Stout is best), anything by all other brewers other than skunky that tastes like cat or horse urine. Dunkelberg Dopple Bock. Do not buy Guiness made in Canada - it suxx.
Black Jack Daniels: Yes. Never the Green Crap. It Sucks.
Vodka Martini: Shaken with 2 Olives. Double only, thanks.
Manhattan - Double - original only with two cherries - double dash bitters (If this bugs you, tuff.) Byteme. It's a brown loud mouth.
Shots: of Tequila. Salt. Lime. Yum.
Ht & Wt: Very proportional. Same weight since Sophomore in high school.
Handsome MoFo - Yes. Well, I have many redeeming values.
Conasewer - I think that is misspelled - but Yes I am a CMF
High blood pressure: Yes - under control
Languages: Broken English, Fortran, Basic, Lisp, COBOL, SNObol, Ada, Prolog, some assembler, Pascal (real programmers don't use it), C sometimes
When was the last time? : What?
When was the last time by yourself? : Yes
Hot or Not? : Too kewl - Hot or Not?
Are you ever serious? - Lotsa tee shirts.
What? - Huh?
GoodTime? - Click Here for a Good Time
Join my Mob Gang -Mobsta
5 Stars - Yes, if you read this far. You are a sicko.
WTF? - WTF?
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God Winks? - Yep - God Winks
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Update on my Uncle's Death - Monday 9/28/09

First, thanks to all those who have contacted me with wishes, blessings, thoughts and prayers. Really helped me knowing that net friends were thoughtful. Really.

Finally!!! This afternoon - 9 days after his death we will get my Uncle buried. Long story...

I have had like 40 hours sleep in the last week. Totally exhausted. Back is now giving me problems. Brain is more gone than it already was. :-)

Five of us left last Tuesday and just got back late Sunday. We were able to get some legal things… Continue

Posted on September 28, 2009 at 8:13am —

HonRevJoWazzoo

The Last of My Aunts & Uncles Died Today

A very mixed blessing. My Father's only Brother. The last of my Mom & Dad's Brothers.
Rest in piece Uncle Clarence.
God Bless my Sister & Brother in Law - they were angels.
OMG what a mess.

Posted on September 19, 2009 at 4:45pm —

HonRevJoWazzoo

9/11 - National Day of Remembrance - NOT Service

Obamassiah and his marxist stooges wants this to be a National Day of Service. QQQQ you bunch of socialists. Their trial balloon on that one hardly got off the ground. Cram it. Nope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nope: This just in. At a speech in Arlinton National Cemetary, President Omamassiah says....

.............."blh, blah, blah ... On this National Day of Service and Remembrance...blah, blah, blah"

Screw You.

Today should be a National Day of Remembrance. Oh no cannot do that. They want us to… Continue

Posted on September 11, 2009 at 4:00am —

HonRevJoWazzoo

Me is Media Personna - Yesssssssssssssssss - Woots on Me

Holy Smoley - JoWazzoo finally hit the big time (note to self - check AP wires to see if I really hit the big time).

Finally, after all these years....da dah...

Old Jo made the following local media after participating in a Tea Party type thingy on Tuesday:

. the newspaper - only picture used was of me and I was quoted by local chief honcho news reporter

. the local TV station - interviewed on camera ( unfortunately not by super hottttt lady news person, but by one of her underlings - boy wa… Continue

Posted on September 10, 2009 at 5:15am —

HonRevJoWazzoo

09/09/09

Sweet that aina gonna happen again for 1,000 years oh my.

But, wait ....10/10/10 is just right around the corner

Posted on September 9, 2009 at 6:00am —

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At 7:10pm on November 12, 2009, shellyelliot said…
Hey! Thanks for all the nice comments :) Glad you like the vids!
At 8:13am on November 12, 2009, Bubbsy gave HonRevJoWazzoo a gift
Hey hey! How are you doing? =]
From the Gift Store
At 9:40pm on November 11, 2009, SassySweetBren said…
Take care my buddy. Hugs
At 12:50pm on November 11, 2009, SassySweetBren said…
HEy sweet pea. I decided to get you a river of water. Actually, I bought you the South Branch Water River from West Virginny. Now, don't say you need water any more. Sure hope you have room for it on your property.



How about it? Do I need to send another bottle of booze? There is roughly only 17 shots of booze in a fifth. I figure you will be needing another one real soon.

I want to keep my sweet pea liquored up real good. Huzs
At 7:58pm on November 10, 2009, SassySweetBren said…
Hey Sweet Pea. What's shaking?

Just thinking about ya and thought I would give you something refreshing.

At 7:22pm on November 10, 2009, Dan said…
Yup, that's the one. I remember her well. The reason women don't like that sort of thing is most of them feel threatened by that kind of beauty...and other things. :D
At 5:17pm on November 10, 2009, Dan said…
OMG... I despise politically fkn correct! Aaarrrrrghhhh!
Yeah I liked the Av I sent you too, but you got Sarah all upset over it... LOL!
$566 and you were SAD? WTF? You need an attitude adjuster, friend! Have a Vodka Gimlet fer fk sakes.
At 4:40pm on November 10, 2009, Dan said…
Waaaaazzzaaaaappppp W&C MoFoHo dOOd guy friend? Any new happy sht? LOL!
I see you have your old original Avatar back, I think I liked that one the best anyways.
At 12:11pm on November 10, 2009, Maurice V3 said…
Thanks for the add.
At 2:04am on November 10, 2009, joy lorraine alejandro said…
hay tnx!
 
 

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