Jamie is my FAVORITE!

I got a flier saying I could renew my 2 year contract almost a year and a half early from Verizon Wireless. I'm not sure why, but I started looking at phones.

My biggest criteria were that I keep a qwerty keyboard, and that it have more functionality then my LG enV. Which was very lacking considering it's name.

I realized that I was either going to get the same phone dressed up a bit differently, or I was going crackberry. Since the Storm was coming out, and was going to be relatively affordab… Continue

Last night I went to this concert. It was amazing. First, me and some friends met and had margarita's. Once we got done with a pitcher plus some, we moved over to Garfield's for some more Perfect Margarita's. Once we got really good and toasty, we headed to the concert.

Joe opened. He's around my age but he's been playing with BB for 20 years! Just a master of the guitar, and his set was altogether too short.

Then came BB King and his AMAZING band. So much energy on that stage, even though he… Continue

I was paying my bills online today. I noticed that Verizon still had me down as owing money well over my usual bill by about 300 bucks. It was there last month, but it didn't show up in my bill as any extra charges. So I dismissed it as a calculation error on the website.

Well, it showed up THIS bill. My 14yr old son, Alex, you can find him in my friend list, downloaded a multitude of things, and on top of that was the cost of the download charges from Verizon. So yes, nearly 300 bucks.

Now it… Continue

The other night I was hungry, and decided nothing would do but a Jimmy Johns sub sandwich. My friend and I went, and it's on the Strip in a local town. As we were walking across the street, I saw someone I've known for years. He's unfortunately drug addicted and an alcoholic, and he's not gotten any better in the 10+ years I've known him.

Anyhow, he's a sad case. A victim of himself and others.

So I see him, and it's been years. I'm actually surprised he recognizes me. He holds out his fist fo… Continue

At work the other day, a registration clerk came back to the ER to register a patient. When it came time to copy the consents she walked up to our printer.

She asked, "Is it still broken?"

We replied, "We got a replacement from Cardiac Rehab."

She asked, "So this one works?"

We replied, "No, we replaced it with a broken printer."

She asked, "Oh, what do I do then?"

When we then tried to explain that we were joking, she still didn't get it. It took several minutes and explaining it differen… Continue