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‘Stop right there Mister!’
‘Ah what have I done now?’ you ask reaching into your pocket.
‘It’s not what you did; it’s what you didn’t do. How many times have I told you to... [silence]’
You hit the pause button and grab a drink from the fridge as you slip the ultimate remote control back into your pocket. The nagging can wait.

The idea of a remote that can control both people and time has probably been around since the creation of the very first remote control. The idea has appeared countless t… Continue

There is a knock at the door. You’ve been feeling pretty sick lately so you don’t bother crawling out of bed. It’s probably just a stupid door-to-door salesman anyway. They knock again.
‘Okay okay, hold your horses?’
‘I’m already here. I knock only because I have been told that it’s polite.’
The voice, that sounds like two cement blocks rubbing together, sends a chill down your spine or it would have if you could still feel your body. All of a sudden you feel rather light-headed and transparent.… Continue

For one reason or another, you find yourself without a car. Luckily, a friend is prepared to lend you one. You head over to their place to pick it up.
‘You come for the loaner?’
You nod.
Your jaw drops to the ground as your friend points to the car sitting in the driveway. This is because:

A) Your friend is the biggest nerd on the planet and you’re actually embarrassed to call this person friend
Or
B) You can’t wait to see if the Mr Fusion, time circuits and flux capacitor actually work.… Continue

You hear several high pitch screams. You scramble over the rocks, arriving at a cliff where two boys are struggling to hold onto the edge. As their fingers slip, you grab hold of their arms, stopping them from plummeting to their deaths. Slowly, you try pulling them back onto the cliff. Either you’ve just won the World’s Weakest Person competition or these kids are the type that won’t eat vegetables unless they’re deep-fried. Whatever the reason, you’re unable to pull them back onto the cliff as… Continue

Instead of curling up under the blankets, you find yourself standing in a busy market place on a cold Sunday morning. Your friend keeps on telling you that this will be fun. You tell them that you could be at home having fun in bed. You smirk as they glare at you.

‘The Xbox will still be there when you get back.’
Clearly you’re not going to win this argument, so you allow your friend to tow you through the crowds.

At some point you become separated, Thank God, and as you stumble around for the… Continue