I was given these choice one liners via email and some of them are quite good so enjoy ;)
1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
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2. Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a 5 day test match.
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3. Marriage: It's an agreement in which the man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gains her master's.
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4. Divorce: Future tense of marriage.…
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Posted on October 2, 2008 at 2:37pm —