Share 'One Liner Humour'

I was given these choice one liners via email and some of them are quite good so enjoy ;) 1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other. ********** 2. Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a 5 day test match. ********** 3. Marriage: It's an agreement in which the man loses his bachelo…