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A note before I begin telling you how to be treated like a king in a strip club. I had only been to a strip club once in my life as of writing this, but it worked them damn it. Brian and I tried to get into this strip club by his house. It looked like a rundown barn on the outside, but when we went inside it was plush and nice and the girls were good looking. They kicked us out after five minutes…