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So you just get home from another 16 hour day, your 6th in a row. You grab some food, sit on the couch to start to decompress in front the TV, when the phone rings. Now you know there is about a 50% chance it’s a telemarketer, someone conducting a survey, or a religious nut. And a 10% chance it’s a friend just wanting to talk football or just to catch up. Then if my math is right, that leaves ab…