Share 'My Personal Hypocrite'

I want a job but don't want to go job hunting. I want the TV remote but don't want to get up to get it. I want something from someone else without having to ask for it. I want peace but don't want to have to fight for it. I would quite like to travel but can't be bothered with the airport. I know what I want but don't know how to get it, or how to learn. I want to know everything without learni...