Yeah, Chris...you should wait in line for the iPhone 3GS.
However, in my opinion you should be getting one FREE because of who you are and what you do!
As an added effect, the old iphone should still be streaming live as he hands it over then suddenly at a point in the video the old iphone just, "suddenly" tuenrs off, then the new iphone, pre configured before Chris gets to the store of course, He would ring the apple store and give his information so that they can configure it before he gets inside the store to let all this work, will suddenly turn on. As i said, just for dramatic effect.