New ATM Rules For The Male & Female
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
'Please note that this Bank is installing a new Drive-through ATM machine enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE &FEMALE Procedures have been developed Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.'
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
'Please note that this Bank is installing a new Drive-through ATM machine enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE &FEMALE Procedures have been developed Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.'
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
Tags: atm, banking, drive, rules, thru
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Permalink Reply by Sassy Sweet Bren on -
I was waiting to see if there was going to be a crash knowing you. hee hee
No, I snagged that photo from a group that a friend sent. There is a man who has a Chevy for every year since they started making them
He has all of the convertibles but the 1938 and the reason he doesn't have one of those is because they didn't make one that year.
I just wanted to put up the Corvettes to make you guys drool. ^_^
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Permalink Reply by Sol McNally Aka : Dmitri Girl on -
Yes I understand the mechanics of them and also know a good lot of the names of the parts. How to diagnose a problem. What sound the car makes when it has a certain problem. I also am pretty good about car makes to car models and even car style or size as well. :)
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Permalink Reply by Sassy Sweet Bren on
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I think that is wonderful Sol.
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Permalink Reply by Sol McNally Aka : Dmitri Girl on
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I like to think so. Its fun to get into car debates with guys and win :)
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Permalink Reply by JT on -
I still say that it is easier for us guys because gals just have so many ways that they have to be able to choose from:
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Permalink Reply by Sassy Sweet Bren on
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JT, that just makes our life and us so much more interesting.
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Permalink Reply by Sol McNally Aka : Dmitri Girl on
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Thinks guys think to simple :P
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Permalink Reply by Sassy Sweet Bren on
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Honey, we ladies should never for real put down the men that we adore.
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Permalink Reply by JT on
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Thank you for saying that :-)
Sometimes I wonder about people and why they put up walls.
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Permalink Reply by I am EJ on -
Because us guys just wanna get it done and move on.
Women like to take their time and get everything just right.
Reason why it takes women 3 hours to get ready and guy can get ready in minutes.
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Permalink Reply by Sassy Sweet Bren on
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I don't know baby unless they have been hurt or just don't like men in general.
Me? I adore men. What would life be without you adorable creators?
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