I invented the internet

Kidding...kidding. Let's have a little fun. This'll have funny results and such. But here goes.

Act like you invented something. Like say for example the telephone.

You'd say: I invented the telephone. That's why I get to talk for free.

Then the next person will say something like: If you invented. How come I have the patent?

Then you will say what you invented. And it'll continue on and on.

Here we go: I invented Youtube. That's why I have a set of HD camera's.