How can I get sick?

Okay, so now I'm like fed up with school!
I really want to get sick cause I think it's better than school!
Okay... You got my situation, now HOW DO I GET SICK?????
I really wana catch a cold or sumthing!!!
Help please!

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Permalink Reply by Warlock on February 4, 2009 at 1:57pm: ye go to school man; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by crash0verride on February 5, 2009 at 2:33am: school is a joke and a lie, its day care for adults. Now if you want to get out, its very easy, just don't go and call in pretending to be your dad or your mom saying "This is Mr.Johnson, or Mrs.Johnson (if you sound really young), my son Adam Johnson will not be coming in today because he is sick with the flu. Thank you. bye."

I used that line every damn week.

If your voice cannot fool them, look online for one of those Text to Voice converters and call using that, just dont use Microsoft Sam hahahaha.

And if you are just trying to fool your parents, eat some cereal then stick your finger down your throat and puke where they can hear you, and come out going ugghhhhh I feel sick mom i just threw up, (and you will probably feel sick from the puking anyway and it will help you fool them.)

Or you can always get an older friend to call in that sounds older to be your dad. And if your parents leave early and come home late they wont even know you stayed home all day.

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Permalink Reply by Ado Rey on February 5, 2009 at 2:53am: I don't think soliciting answers from this forum is appropriate for your case. If you're a Geek, you wouldn't want to be a sickly Geek in the future, would you...because that's what's going to happen if you continue with this behavior in life. If you think it's cool to be a Geek (at something else), then you have to continue with school or education especially at your age, no matter what.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Robert on February 5, 2009 at 1:54pm: Wow, that's a very good point. If you people thrive on being called Geeks, why wouldn't you at least want to be one?; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by JavaGuy147 on February 5, 2009 at 3:50am: why truely get sick? use some ipecac to throw up, theyll send you home w/o even taking ur temp =P; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Casy Phillips on February 5, 2009 at 4:15am: drink a bunch of milk ND START RUNING its only a temp fix tho.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Mateus Augusto Lopes on February 5, 2009 at 1:45pm: Good tip.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Robert on February 5, 2009 at 1:51pm: Just hang around very public areas a lot. It's the winter months, and virus love this time of year. When someone coughs, get about 2 inches from their face and sniff really hard. That'll get the bug to you. :); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by The Beard on February 5, 2009 at 1:55pm: ya know that tray that collects all the liquid from inside a fridge? drink that; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Christopher Pettinga on April 19, 2009 at 2:35am: Mate, just go to school, you are gonna kick yourself later in life for not going there, try to enjoy it; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Bree Brasco on September 16, 2009 at 12:51pm: Why can't you just PRETEND to get sick. Go make gagging noises in the bathroom and directly after dump in some tomatoe soup with crackers. It adds to the sound effects and never completly flushes away. Then it looks AND sounds like you were throwing up and you don't REALLY have to get sick.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by HonRevJoWazzoo on September 16, 2009 at 2:03pm: Buy or check out a book on Differential Equations. Sounds simple, eh? You will get sick. Only college course out of over 160 hours for BS that I flunked. You will puke you guts out. Really Ask EEngineer.; ▶ Reply to This