5. " They call you Micro and Soft for a reason because you small compared to the delicious fruit apple and you are about as hard as rocky balboa in a pit with lions and dragons"
OBV this is stupid considering dragons are mythical and Microsoft is actually probably a lot more successful but still you wouldn't say it lol !
7. " I want to boot u up and play with your mouse until i get to press your buttons thats right gates give me ctrl " ( if you said that to him you would be a legend) lmao
9. "Mr. Gates, I want to thank you for making an operating system that is so easy to use, doesn't crash, and stays virus free."
...........snort.............snicker.......bwaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaah.....ahhhhhh. I need to laugh sometimes.