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Have you ever been blinded by caramel skin, clear eyes and dark hair? Dared by sneaky curves that if you speed up you might crash and burn quicker than an amateur trying a hard daredevil stunt? I sure have.

Every girl has a type, just like you! But if you dont, I suggest you start being more specific as to what you want in the girl of your dreams. Starting with attitude, hobbies, looks and goals.

After all, you dont want to be stuck with the first girl that pays attention to you, looks alright, (she cooks but does not clean) and gives you sex to get money to go shopping! You want the woman that works to fulfill your most deep inner desires. The girl that is aware of things I want and wants to make me better, As do I.

What im saying is that some of us need a little change in perspective! Lets stop believing the same scarce mindset. And be a risk taker once a while.

So the next time you sit at a starbucks with your Mac thinking, "that brunnete in line would never go for a guy like me", instead think.. "What do you(brunnete with the sexy legs) have to offer me". "And your friend holding the coffee, she must Like Me by the way she is looking this way, its kinda weirding me out! *joke*

But, "hey!, youre kinda cute, and Im interested in getting to know more about how you.. DO you like bowling? what do you do for fun?" Lets do that one day! whats your number?

This should be your mindset anywere! When youre in class and you have a question or comment that you just have to burst out. Instead of asking the teacher, ask the hot girl next to you and tease them... A little secret, (they like being teased).

The way of the Jedi is... If the first one doest fall for your lightsaber, the next one might! If everything does not go your way the first time, do not panic my young padawan, just learn from that fall. Because you have plenty of options out there.

So get off the Mac and learn about what you do not understand.
Be the Mack! Lets get poppin.

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Girls are to complicated.
Bagels with butter is good enough for me.

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Or a watermelon. Naw. That's just nasty.

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Or just my right hand, all riiight!

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Agree!

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Agreed =]

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wow, workin that mojo!
I hope geeks do take this to heart, it would be nice to have a guy at starbucks ask me if I'm hackable.

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are u? lol

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only one way to find out, jack. :) just so u know I'm half über, half unix, have a thing for algorithms and stomp bugs in spare time. have a seat and lets see if i can hack you...

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stomp bugs in spare time??? Oh great!

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Those poor defenseless bugs. Now what if a bug you stomed had children you would be making orphaned bugs.

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lol
i skate and girls like skaters
14 reasons why girls date a skateboarder!

01. We know countless moves and positions.
02. We like to do it on camera.
03. We can do it in the street, and the park.
04. We can do it fakie or switch
05. We like to go all day, sometimes even night sessions.
06. We’ll travel far just to find some spots.
07. We like kinks.
08. We do it with more than one person.
09. We’ll “grind on” anything.
10. We can do it backwards.
11. We can handle big gaps.
12. We slip more when its wet.
13. We switch our positions when u least expect
14. We flip fast or slow

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wtf

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